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Elon Musk Is A SAINT! - Soft Touch Football - Burgundy - 9" (Ships 12/2024)

Elon Musk Is A SAINT! - Soft Touch Football - Burgundy - 9" (Ships 12/2024)

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Can't we all agree that Elon Musk Is A Saint

Why was Saint Musk on a Billboard?

Who is Vincent Carroza?

(any relation to Robert Carrozza?)

Wait a sec, is "Stop the Patriarcha" somehow related to "Stop the Patriarchy" ?

Are RedBubble‘s presented products the ideal media for this art?

Does Elon demonstrate virtues such as Veritas, Aequitas, and Libertas, in a unifying way? 

Is it possible he is just an exceptional human being?

But wait, there's more! 

Is this ball "burdened" with a Double-Whammy? At what point do we put our foot down and stop trying to connect all this together?

Finally, why on earth are we throwing in this 🤠 (retail value $72) absolutely free? 

*JoeBidensFootball is not a real football, but it is the soft touch we need for the hard conversations. Get yours today!  

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WGN News - Interview - David Koechner