Ten Year Warranty!

Let's face it, American academic institutions for all ages have been failing miserably in lockstep and on a progressive scale as if they are all TRYING to fire themselves. This leaves students to wonder, "what's the point of a certification devoid of any useful education?"

That's why JoeBidensFootball comes with a 10-year educational warranty that it will remind you that JoeBidensFootball is not a real football. 

If any purchaser of a JoeBidensFootball experiences deficiencies in understanding (or simply forgets) that JoeBidensFootball is not a real football, they may send an email including a picture of their JoeBidensFootball along with proof of purchase to Warranty@JoeBidensFootball.com to receive access to our remote re-education program at no additional cost.