Nobody Listens to Turtle - Soft Touch Football - Leho - 9" (Ships 6/2025)

Looking back, how did we all miss the most underrated U-turn of all time? 

What ever happened to the "twinny" board Rick brought from Arizona? 

What was America called by it's inhabitants before Amerigo Vespucci chimed in? 

What is a Leho He'e? Oh, like this?

Can you find the Turtle-pose in Joe's 2020 Presidential campaign video? (Hint, you probably can't, unless you're Tyler Durden). 

Why did Joe need permission from the Secret Service to drive his "Goodwood Green" convertible 1967 Corvette 327 in this redundant video? What was "Joe" trying to tell us? Why did he go with the smaller engine?

When did/will Rick fulfill his promise to Kiani? What do they really mean by, "Hawaiian time"

Am I the only one preaching this? Yeah? No. 

Why is a Pistol Pete referred to as a "Big Gun"?

Where did Joe Biden stash his Turtle?

*JoeBidensFootball is not a real football, but it is the soft touch we need for the hard conversations. Get yours today!  

See Also:

Quote - "Go get it, Roger?" 

Wiki - Color Of Law

North Shore - Where are they now?